The world is crazier than most people know. But I know. I was a clinical social worker for forty years. I am a witness. I retired from social work to write about the sad, the mad, and the savage; with whom I have spent most of my life. I have decided to translate these stories into fiction, because, as a co-worker once said, "You couldn't make this sh*t up. No one would believe you."

Sunday, July 18, 2010

A FEW COMMENTS ON AGEISM


Okay, so check out this link: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=aging_hippies but make sure you have a barf bag at the ready.
This kid thinks old is ugly. He thinks that aging hippies should not go to school or live life publicly.
I think he should be cursed by the universe to never get laid again until he is 65, and then only with women older than himself.
This is for you, bestpageintheuniverse: You suck. I mean, you suck really, really badly. You shallow little turd, you can only tolerate sleek and beautiful, here is what I wish for you:
  • You get progeria, only you don’t die from it. You just look old for your entire life.
  • Your grandmother invites you to a cookout and she is wearing shorts.
  • Your grandfather decides to take classes at a university to keep his mind sharp, and he gets smarter than you.
  • Girls your own age will not date you, unless they are obese or deformed.
  • You get propositioned daily by wrinkly older women.
With love but without a shred of respect, Janey B, who is 64.

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