Okay, so check out this link: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=aging_hippies but make sure you have a barf bag at the ready.
This kid thinks old is ugly. He thinks that aging hippies should not go to school or live life publicly.
I think he should be cursed by the universe to never get laid again until he is 65, and then only with women older than himself.
This is for you, bestpageintheuniverse: You suck. I mean, you suck really, really badly. You shallow little turd, you can only tolerate sleek and beautiful, here is what I wish for you:
- You get progeria, only you don’t die from it. You just look old for your entire life.
- Your grandmother invites you to a cookout and she is wearing shorts.
- Your grandfather decides to take classes at a university to keep his mind sharp, and he gets smarter than you.
- Girls your own age will not date you, unless they are obese or deformed.
- You get propositioned daily by wrinkly older women.

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