Okay, so check out this link: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=aging_hippies but make sure you have a barf bag at the ready.
This kid thinks old is ugly. He thinks that aging hippies should not go to school or live life publicly.
never get laid again until he is 65, and then only with women older than himself.
This is for you, bestpageintheuniverse: You suck. I mean, you suck really, really badly. You shallow little turd, you can only tolerate sleek and beautiful, here is what I wish for you:
- You get progeria, only you don’t die from it. You just look old for your entire life.
- Your grandmother invites you to a cookout and she is wearing shorts.
- Your grandfather decides to take classes at a university to keep his mind sharp, and he gets smarter than you.
- Girls your own age will not date you, unless they are obese or deformed.
- You get propositioned daily by wrinkly older women.