After a long married life together, Bob was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: “Marion ... Marion "
Marion sat up in bed. “Who's there?" she whispered.
“Marion it's me, Bob."
"Bob is that really you?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! So what's it like where you are?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud - lots of greens).
Another romp the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob that’s amazing ... so are you in Heaven?"
"No ... I'm a rabbit in Arizona!