Old fashioned values….gotta love ‘em. True American values, yessiree.
I have those good old family values. Sadly, nobody believes me because I’m kind of liberal. Most folks think I attend gay weddings where they eat babies, drink soldiers’ blood, dance to Muslim tunes and pay for it all with money stolen from honest corporations.
A dear friend of mine is a registered Republican and said to me, “I know I can’t afford to be, but it’s the values, you know?”
By damn, then, I’m gonna vote Republican. They believe in the family, right? To hell with those baby munching liberals.I’m going to vote for representatives who make sure I get no health care, no mortgage assistance, no tax breaks or anything that might hold my family together! I’m gonna vote for red blooded representatives who support our troops, by God; who needs a flak vest in a bomb zone anyhow! I’m gonna vote for representatives who make sure American business is protected, so it can go build plants overseas! I’m gonna vote for representatives who bail out banks, so CEO’s can continue their luxurious lifestyles, they must deserve it, they work so hard putting all that money into lousy investments!
Yessiree, it’s the values, you know?