The world is crazier than most people know. But I know. I was a clinical social worker for forty years. I am a witness. I retired from social work to write about the sad, the mad, and the savage; with whom I have spent most of my life. I have decided to translate these stories into fiction, because, as a co-worker once said, "You couldn't make this sh*t up. No one would believe you."

Friday, August 12, 2011

How to be poor and gorgeous:
1. Steal some eggs.
2. Separate the yolk from the white.
3. Eat the yolk. Never mind the cholesterol, it's good for you.
4. Whisk the egg white with some lemon juice and oil, and put it on your face.
5. Presto! a facelift!
6. But don't smile too broadly. I'm not sure if this shit cracks or not.

1 comment:

  1. I used to do that when I was younger. Your face feels great! The yoke has a sticky purpose. Mix it with honey, and plaster your hair with it. It gives it a beautiful shine, and, along with the skin that seems to have no pores, you are gorgeous!
    Of course, my mother said, eat the egg and it will have the same effect. Warning: The use of honey in your hair during the wrong season can get your head ripped off by Winnie the Poo, so caution is necessary.