How to be poor and gorgeous:
1. Steal some eggs.
2. Separate the yolk from the white.
3. Eat the yolk. Never mind the cholesterol, it's good for you.
4. Whisk the egg white with some lemon juice and oil, and put it on your face.
5. Presto! a facelift!
6. But don't smile too broadly. I'm not sure if this shit cracks or not.