The world is crazier than most people know. But I know. I was a clinical social worker for forty years. I am a witness. I retired from social work to write about the sad, the mad, and the savage; with whom I have spent most of my life. I have decided to translate these stories into fiction, because, as a co-worker once said, "You couldn't make this sh*t up. No one would believe you."

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Tighten Up For Free!

Take some egg white and smear it on your face and neck. While it's still wet, brush/dab on your makeup. Presto! A little lift for the price of an egg.

Depending on your stress level, it lasts most of the day.

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