- cause traffic accidents
- make children cry
- make dogs bite
- cause birds to fly about shitting hysterically
What is worse, it can cause ugly old farts not to be taken seriously. You know what I'm saying. You're in line at the bank and some big dude cuts in front of you because he doesn't see you. You get up to the counter and the teller asks if she can help the person behind you. You have a complaint at the customer service desk and the worker hands you a form and tells you to fill it out and send it in. You give up trying to get a drink at the bar; what's the point?
But what if you look like this?